A man who is desperate and obsessed for women even if they are a bad person or after they have already expressed their disinterest in him. However, unlike a simp, he wont do everything for her.
Example 1: a simp will buy a $3000 dollar ring to appease his crush.
However protosimp wants to appease his crush, but realizes $3000 is kind of a stupid amount of money. He opts for a $200 ring instead.
Example 2: A simp is submissive and obsesses over a girl even after she treats him like dirt or keeps telling him she isn’t interested. He will buy her Dunkins everyday with his own money and she won’t even say thanks.
A protosimp is still stupidly obsessed with his crush, however, he understands buying his crush Dunkins everyday with his own money isn’t really worth the time—unless his crush provided him with money he may decide to pick it up for her.
Example 1: a simp will buy a $3000 dollar ring to appease his crush.
However protosimp wants to appease his crush, but realizes $3000 is kind of a stupid amount of money. He opts for a $200 ring instead.
Example 2: A simp is submissive and obsesses over a girl even after she treats him like dirt or keeps telling him she isn’t interested. He will buy her Dunkins everyday with his own money and she won’t even say thanks.
A protosimp is still stupidly obsessed with his crush, however, he understands buying his crush Dunkins everyday with his own money isn’t really worth the time—unless his crush provided him with money he may decide to pick it up for her.
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by Lilli Bee March 9, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s Simp mug.A male junior in high school who simps for under class men. Also used to describe the anti-Christ of Taylorism and the enemy of Wyatt’s Sister.
by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022
Get the Wyatt Tier Simp mug.The equivalent of saying "No Homo" except used in cases you would normally be considered as simping. If you compliment a girl you have to say "No simp" afterwards or you are a simp. Usage of more than once a day makes the phrase invalid.
by PropheticLies May 6, 2020
Get the No Simp mug.The unholy nectar of one who can be defined as a simp. They gulp this unholy sauce as they desert The Boys and converse with their female despite short relation.
Person 1: Aye hop on COD lets run some S and D.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.
by DillDog693 January 19, 2020
Get the Simp sauce mug.When you're a girl simping over a boy who broke up with you because he lost feelings for you but all you wanted to do was spoil and love him but now you cant do that. You're probably crying over him at 3 in the morning and hugging his hoodie that still smells like him. You realize you're gonna be alone forever because all the dudes you ever liked never liked you back.
by wow_its_late April 29, 2020
Get the Simp Girl Hours mug.A term usually thrown around randomly now, a simp is someone who will do nice things for his crush in order to win her affection. Simps can go as far as donating tons of money to a girl, or bashing others/themselves. They typically do not get the girl.
Correct usage:
John: I just bought Janet a new watch, hopefully she’ll finally like me.
Brad: Dude, quit being such a simp.
Incorrect Usage:
Cole: Stacy and I are going out today.
Alex: Simp!
John: I just bought Janet a new watch, hopefully she’ll finally like me.
Brad: Dude, quit being such a simp.
Incorrect Usage:
Cole: Stacy and I are going out today.
Alex: Simp!
by gerardington March 27, 2020
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