Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022

Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

Mr Simmons

The admin at the i-series event. He has a record of long running of tournament runs, winning over £1,000,000. He goes by the name of the Simmonator.

Could be used in the context of, "Oh, Mr Simmons you jew."

by Mr Clarke July 26, 2008

Jayda Simmons

Palm beach lakes prom queen class of 2022!

Jay-Duh// Sim-mins//

“Hey did you hear about Jayda Simmons winning Prom Queen”

“Im voting for Jayda”

“Vote Jayda Simmons for Prom Queen”

by Jayda Simmons April 7, 2022

James Simmons

One of the best youth workers ever. Side note: He wears fresh crepes.

I.E - Wow there is James Simmons in his fresh crepes

by JamesSimmsFam March 31, 2019

Laura Bayliss Simmons

Woman who mysteriously disappeared after stating on social media she was gonna put Dawn soap in her laundry. She hasn't been heard from since.

And she became the next Laura Bayliss simmons, and was never heard from again on social media.

by Cigarella June 28, 2020

Simmons

A “Simmons” is a Scrooge-like individual, carrying many qualities that range from the following: being a little bitch, virgin, loud/obnoxious, ugly, and a strong reiteration on the bitch quality. To be called a Simmons is one of the most vial, disgusting, panic inducing, gut wrenching, heart breaking, hate crime a person can commit. Please, soon to be fathers and mothers, Do NOT raise your child into being a Simmons.

“That guy was so weird, what a Simmons!”
“Look at that guy! I bet he’s a Simmons for sure”
“Hey You! Nice middle part…SIMMONS!”

by JellySplat October 23, 2023