Simmon

Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.
“Did you invite Simmon!?”

Well duh! I mean, what else are we going to look at?”
by Say it ain’t so. November 23, 2021
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Josh simmons

The absolute pakitron(also known as lebomb) he will blow u up like hes bin laden.
Also his mum is fucking leng not a fan of mr johnson though.
"Pakitron josh simmons will blow u up"
by Pakitron5000 November 24, 2021
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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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doing the simmons

thats when someone goes past postal and totally freaks the hell out of u by going mental on you. someone u know thats gone totally crazy on you over the past few years.
doing the simmons is what this dictionary definition explains.
by john bublee July 20, 2008
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Chris Simmons

Very talented British actor hailing from Gravesend, Kent. Mostly known for his role as DC Mickey Webb in ITV cop drama "The Bill".
Chris Simmons is amazingly versatile as an actor, strongest performance to date is probably his sensitive portrayal of a male rape victim in 2003 although his acting is consistantly realistic and believable .

www.thebill.com
by Thatkliqkid December 31, 2009
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Anna Simmons

Wife of the goat (lit dog) (better than the GOAT though)
Anna Simmons is the wife of the G.O.A.T , but better than the GOAT
by Stemma October 14, 2022
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Brick Simmons

The guy who bricks all his threes, also known as Benedict Simmons.
Brick Simmons made a three! For the first time in forever...
by pbrfekndmlsanjh9vo February 27, 2025
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