Shuttle Mutz

a woman who is seen as a fake, making other people think she has abilities beyond what she can actually do

She cant percieve the future, what a shuttle mutz

good luck with that shuttle mutz, i've been om nom noming on his soul for a good ten years now and i havent a life to taste

by Crunchbite606 November 14, 2009

Shuttle Valve

The blamed single-point failure of a man's proposed mission to get laid when the real mission was to Premature Ejaculate and cock block his own cock, thereby wetting pussies but never giving them the satisfaction they don't deserve.

This has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced fuck masters. Namely the Oyel Giants.

Whatever, I've been fucking around with Joe since Billy's shuttle valve is acting nuts and he leaves the seat up and my butt keeps hitting the toilet water and whatever I'm just like fuck that, I'm not even going to tell him, but then again Joe's shuttle valve has been acting weird too lately. Whatever I deserve it... I'm a bitch

by Spill Communication June 25, 2010

Shittles

A "curse word" used when u dont wanna say "shit." Its like "shit" but the "-tles" makes it a tiny "shit." This means it is less harsh.

Dude: Man, u dropped your keys
Other Dude: Shittles

by Lance December 27, 2004

Stogy Shuttle

A cigarillo rolled with weed that is meant to be smoked; another term for a blunt; like a paper plane being a term for a joint a stogy shuttle is a term for a blunt

We rolled up a stogy shuttle and smoked it to mars.

by stogyshuttlesmoker November 20, 2010

shuttlecock

the rare occurance when one combines a twat ball and pussy feathers.

Man : pussy feathers! the pitcher just threw a twat ball!

Woman : I know what a shuttlecock!

by malsal July 9, 2007

shittles

A term used for exclamation. Contrary to popular belief, that is all it should ever be used for.

"I just dropped my phone in the toilet! SHITTLES!"

"OW, I just stubbed my toe! SHITTLES!"

"Shittles, I forgot to mail Amie her herpes cream. Oh well"

by donotello August 5, 2008

shuttle

A crap that you took in the past.

I just took the biggest shuttle!

by Spencer Gibson February 19, 2007