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shuke

The act of shitting in the toilet while puking in the sink.
"I drank a whole bottle of Jameson's with my friend out of tiny nightcap glasses on vacation while my girlfriend flipped out upon hearing me shuke in the guest bathroom."
by MattyFu February 12, 2010
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Shukes

A feeling in your stomach that causes a person to puke and shit themselves at the same time, usually brought on by a stomach bug or food poisoning.
After eating some bad seafood, Jonny was in the bathroom all night with the shukes. It wasn't pretty.
by jonnywells February 20, 2010
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Shuke

When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.
"Major shuke-fest all over the bathroom last night after I ate those crab wontons."
by shukefest May 22, 2010
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shuke

Throwing up while simultaneously making a bowel movement. Usually associated with the flu or accute intoxication.
Facing imminent erruption from both ends, it was clear to T.J. that he could not decide between the two. He had no choice but to shuke.
by N. Betts February 3, 2005
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shukan

He's such SHUKAN, dissing me left n right.
by billnye666 October 25, 2018
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shuku shuku

Another way of saying let’s have sex

Making Love
Babe let’s do Shuku Shuku

I’m soo horny I want to do Shuku Shuku
by DeBal1er March 27, 2020
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Shukaku

One word KABOOOOOM. Also goes as Shu Shu-chan. Creator and master of the Glomp.
Shukaku says, "7 days" O.o
by Jayu Maksuho XD March 23, 2005
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