Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.

"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"

by JLavelle August 16, 2017

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Shedding

When you masturbate to completion in front of a pet iguana or other domesticated reptile.

Tired of my iguana judging me when I’m shedding.

by Master Shedder August 12, 2020

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tool shedding

When the stock markets gets hit in your grill and you have no idea what the fukk is going on.

Lou was buying BHP in Australia and it was getting a tool shedding.

by Jimaxgp January 22, 2008

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Shadding

The act of listening to Shadrach Kabango, better known as Shad or Shad K, an incredibly talented underground hip hop artist. To shad is to enjoy the beats, find meaning in the deep lyrics, nod ya head, repeat the lyrics with your friends, sing it as you walk to class, shower, etc.

I've been shadding for 2 weeks straight, I can't get enough!

I'm getting ready for Shad's West Coast tour by shadding constantly.

by Susie Qsie May 4, 2014

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