Shangle

To hurt yourself, a negative term to discribe a situation

1. Oh man, I shangled myself so hard on that bail!
2. What a shangler!

by RubberDuckyVT December 9, 2004

star spangled banner

excellent toilet paper

After a mighty dump I wipe my ring with the star spangles banner

by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003

shdangled

To screw up royaly. Severely botch up something.

Can also be turned into a noun. Like "Don't be a shdangler"

"Oh you shdangled that good!"

by bbqdude September 17, 2008

spangletti

A really stanky ass girl who smells like a 80 year old cunt.

Mike: Did you hook up wit dat spangletti last night?!
Daryl: NAW! Shits nasty.

by Karl G. January 7, 2009

Spangled

adjective.
Rhyming slang for the word mangled, used to describe a state of being fucked up.

"Dude, I'm spangled!"
"He looks so fucked up, what a spangled unit!"

by Dookykoots January 14, 2018

star spangled banger

an extremely patriotic sexy badass

Did you see Apollo Creed's american flag outfit in Rocky IV? Now THAT'S a star spangled banger!

by half-eaten sandwich January 14, 2017

spangler

The act of moving one's penis up and down during ejaculation causing a wavelike stream like Egon Spangler's gun in the movie Ghostbusters.

Christie was upset when I gave her a spangler because it made a mess on her hair and stained her new blouse.

by well hello there January 12, 2009