Glasgow Shower

Two quick bursts of deodorant under each armpit. As favoured by men who are in too much of a hurry to use a H2O equivalent.

Hamish I will be with you in a second, I'm just gonna put a t-shirt over my overalls and have a quick Glasgow shower.

by Drdonelittle November 25, 2009

third world shower

taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet, also known as an upper decker, then proceeding the give someone a swirlie in the same toilet

That guy is such a tool, I'd really like to give him a third world shower right now.

by livinglegendwg December 14, 2009

showerrhea

A case of diarrhea so severe that you have to jump into the shower right afterwards to wash the splatters off your ass.

"I am lactose intolerant and I get the worst cases of showerrhea every time I drink some."

by Allen C. January 4, 2009

shower shorts

for the man who has nothing to hide....but still wants to

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wearing shower shorts??

Guy 2: Cuz i have a large package

by K_Bomb January 11, 2007

Showkey

He was a grime artist who was unfortunately murderd in London after attending a house party

Rest in peace showkey

by SuhhJR June 27, 2017

Meteor Shit Shower

Act of forcefully taking a crap filled with rock hard pellets of shit and hot, loose, oozing fecal matter that explodes from your anus showering the toilet with a gooey layer of nastiness. The poop rocks then cause the water in the bowl to boil, possibly scalding your ass. This usually occurs as a result of the XXL Burrito with Extra Habeneros, or the all you can eat suicide wing challenge.

Man, after luinch at the Mexican Place I took a massive meteor shit shower, I think I cracked the bowl.

by Guy is Old August 25, 2010

shower or grower

The male human when erect is one of two sizes. Long or rather short. Most males grow to an extended length after a rush of blood enters the penis. This person is a GROWER.

Some males will not grow in length when peaking an erection. These males are as long as they are gonna get, either stiff, or soft like a bunny. They are known as SHOWERS, as they show their goods in the beginning.

Johnny is a shower. Susan was disappointed when Johnny didn't extend his man muscle more. Freddie is a grower. Linda is in great pain in her lower abdomen after Freddie extended an extra foot in her vagina. Are you a shower or grower?

by The Geek July 28, 2006