shmoikey

Pronounced SHMOY-KEE

To give someone the 'Jew Eye' as Larry David does to people on his show Curb your Enthusiasm.

To try and make someone uncomfortable by looking at them, eye to eye, for a long time, until you are satisfied you have won the stare down.

"He loses the money, and has the nerve to give ME the shmoikey!"

My boss tried to fuck me out of overtime, but I gave him the shmoikey and he pissed himself.

by MEL ZIPCHITZ December 14, 2008

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Shmookied

When one, two or several too many bevvys have slid down your gob to which the tide begins to rise into your membranes.

Dewy: Dude check out Corbinyan, he's phased out of his mind
Johnny: Yeah oath ya dog he's actual shmookied
Dewy: Ha very shmookied

by Terj. February 13, 2019

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shmackta

pizazz; charisma; smooth, confident relaxed yet engaging essence.

When he walked into the buzzing briefing room all conversation stopped and they waited for him to give some sign. He wasn't dressed in an outstanding manner nor had he outstanding features or purpose; he had shmackta.

by vampshank June 30, 2005

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Shmackhead

Comes from the work “Smacked” as in waisted, drug, or not sober.

Someone who is always under the influence of a controlled substance. Also another name for a drug abuser.

That kid is always under the influence of something. Cannot ever stay sober. Such a Shmackhead

by The Hood Dictionary June 6, 2018

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