bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.

Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.

by credmond12 August 3, 2012

Shilee

A strong kindred spirit. Kind hearted. Derived from the name Shirley.

Despite her adversity, Shilee's a fighter, she can overcome any obstacles.

by Melissa. Shilee October 4, 2010

shirtless shitting

pretty self explanatory, but the act of shitting shirtless.

"Why's your shirt off?"

"Gotta go do some shirtless shitting"

by akalk May 6, 2008

shilelagh

A type of cane, club, weapon, or walking stick associated within Ireland. Often times men can use this term as an excuse to indirectly reference their dick or cock region, gooch area etc. to subliminally ask them if they would like to have sex with you.

"Would you like to touch my shilelagh?"
-Grandfather of Bono from U2

"My shilelagh is so hard right now could you help me work it in?"

"Stroke my shilelagh for me will ya?"

"I've never seen a captain hook shilelagh like that before! Wanna try it out?"

"You've been through so many shilelagh's Jill maybe you should try mine out!"

by Johnnydown April 22, 2009

shiteau

an extra large pile of feces, usually located in a toilet, which resembles a castle or chateau

Take a look in the toilet, dude. I made a super-duper shiteau.

by Jimmy Carr May 8, 2010

fagatar the last shitbender

Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.

Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.

by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007

shite

The Irish/Scottish/ equivalent of the word shit.

shite. shite. shite. shite. shitey. shite. shite.

by shiteymcshiteshite November 11, 2006