sort of cheating you out but you get shit in return

like in call of duty zombies the mystery box will sometimes
give you shit
OMG mystery box quit shitting me out with these crap guns
by FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU October 25, 2011
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When someone is utterly bullshitting their way out of something, commonly the failure to attend an event or to give someone something (i.e. gift, debt, etc.)
Bob: Bro, sorry I missed the party, but my girl was all on me last night!
Mike: Dude, your girl was AT the party last night. I can see the shit dribbling out of your mouth, dude.
by McEmoPants November 8, 2011
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That was very Random...
We talkin Bout Usher u gunna turn around and talk bout SpongeBoB..THAT SHIT CAME OUT OF DA WOODWORKS!!
by Dominique Wisemen June 5, 2006
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1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.
by Djw14 March 17, 2011
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The sound coming from a truck driven by a fuck boy with his flat billed hat sporting his ragged ass rear squatted truck. AKA DONKEY SLAPPER!!
by Grumpy old bastard January 13, 2019
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To shit so hard you feel as though your vital organs have shifted and you're not sure if something you needed blasted out.
During Patrick's trip to Mexico, he drank the water and shit your brains out.
by Comic83 June 26, 2015
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a nice way to tell someone to shove it.
idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.
by kurticus July 31, 2010
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