3 in 1 shampoo

A term used to mock christianity and the trinity, commonly used to say that christians worship three gods

A christian said they are monothiests, not with your 3 in 1 shampoo God

by Zakarya9797 June 21, 2023

Shampow

(v.)

A counterpunch against a malicious bite to any part of the body. Works best if bitting offender is a prostitute.

"Vincent thouroughly shampow'd a prostitute and earned a straight ticket to jail, where he will be shampow'd in an endeavor to escape the inmates' clutches."

by Sulfo April 5, 2009

happy-shampoo-dance

Where you are happy and dance because you have shampoo on your head. One needs to be exceedingly happy about having shampoo on one's head to truly perform a successful happy-shampoo-dance.

"I did the happy shampoo dance."

by (=] November 16, 2004

Maro Shampoo

Macro Shampoo is a kind of good shampoo from Japan. It makes your hair volume go up.

Use Maro Shampoo when talking about Maro Shampoo.

by U r Fat Mama Fat May 8, 2019

Shampoo

A creamy goo used to clean a person's hair it also makes it feel & smell good

Kaylee : Hey Kiersten thanks for letting me use your Shampoo this morning!
Kiersten : No problem I noticed your hair was a little greasy!
Kaylee : No!!! I Had just ran out I wash my hair everday!
Kiersten : Whatever! Last night Jake came for me 3 times it must be my new Shampoo I think it really stimulates his penis!
Chad : Wow Kaylee I never noticed how sexy your hair was til today wanna come up to my office and let me cum for you?
Kaylee : Sure Chad maybe after work you can come to my place and Shampoo my hair!
Chad : You know Kaylee this could lead to a promotion for you!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee! You took my sexy Shampoo this morning! YOU BITCH!

by SlopNChop June 7, 2018

shimple

A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)

I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!

by Matta P. September 30, 2007

Shampoo

When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.

I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted !

by Oshkosshbygosh April 28, 2014