Three Sea Shells

A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.

How it works ?

You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third

John Spartan never really knew how to use the three sea shells

by Tot February 8, 2008

Shifty Shellshock

A bit of a willy really.

Bit shifty...

by Evil Pete August 23, 2003

Vinton Shellsburg

Thee schol in vinten wher people get was edumacated good.

Person 1: Whats the name of that drop out factory in Iowa.
Person 2: Vinton Shellsburg dude.
Person 1: O right, my friend went their and got edumacated

Person 2: What?

by Juana Beans November 13, 2009

shellshock

Uncontrollable shaking that usualy happens on the first day of a new school year.

Person A: Whats up wit Jim?
Person B: Oh, he just has shellshock, its the first day of school.

by TOOSOOabi October 9, 2007

shelsey

short gorgeous hoe that gets laid every 3 days

Tiffany is such a shelsey!

by nick and corey May 19, 2008

shelleina

Beautiful,smart,strong,courageous, one of a kind interesting, intelligent female,inspiration

Shelleina is a great example of a good human being.

by Horwheels November 15, 2017

shelley and Carley

shelley and carley, are two sisters who hate men and want to tease and bust balls we are going to hell fuck you all

shelley and carley

by chewyswan October 1, 2021