spelling

The complete and utter lost cause of posting an entry to this site. I always try to appear compus-mentus when adding an entry. By the time it appeares here, I'm an illeriterate window-licker.

Uhhh, entry. Cannot enter entry correctly due to lack of education, qualifiactions, typing skills. Make contributor look like dick-splash, uhh!!! Cannot spell.

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Tori Spelling

American actress most "famous" for her role in Beverly Hills, 90210, which she only got because her father is an extremely powerful television producer. She does not appear in any roles anymore and does nothing of significance, however she still manages to stay in the tabloids because of the influence her father had. The magazines comment on her attractiveness, yet it is somewhat of a paradox because no real person actually thinks that.

"Have you ever heard of Tori Spelling?"
"Yeah, she's pretty ugly. What's she famous for again?"
"I don't know. I guess she's famous... for being famous... I guess..."

by John P. Cougar June 10, 2008

Shelli

A kickass girl that smokes shit, is fucking funny, and loves to party. Usually around a height of about 5' tall, these chicks are usually really hardcore and have a pet unicorn that can shit rainbows.

Bro 1: Dude, she is such a Shelli.
Bro 2: I know, right?! It's like she's one of the guys.
Bro 3: Exactly...DUDE! She's making out with the couch!
Bro 1: Aight Imma be honest here, this is turning me on.
Bro 2: Your mom's turning me on!
Bro 3: ...dude what the fuck is wrong with you?!

by NYANUNICORN December 23, 2011

selling candy

Sweet talking a potential conquest or relationship.

She was trying to get me to take her home, selling candy all in my ear.

by D-Boizz January 17, 2008

Selling

Someone who is doing bad

Example #1 Daquaves was selling in trios so they didn't make any money

Example #2 He could be so good but his duo might sell

by hey soul November 8, 2020

Shelli

The hottest, prettiest girl ever. Has lots of friends, everyone loves her! Tends to have boy toys

That girl is such a shelli! look at her with all of those boys, damn i wish i was a pretty as her.

by Love dovies November 28, 2011

Stelling

To keep a friend informed of vital sports scores/incidents via text messages while they are otherwise engaged. E.g. at a wedding, abroad or on a shopping trip with their partner.

Named for Jeff Stelling, presenter on Sky Sports, who gives out live scores and incidents during Saturday's programme of football.

I'm on the beach in Barbados, can you Stelling me the Liverpool game?

by Realrui April 21, 2008