mushroom-shaped welt

A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.

Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.

by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004

Pear-shaped

Something that has gone pear-shaped has gone wrong: this is based on the visualisation of a plan being like a perfect circle. When something goes wrong, the plan is distorted and becomes pear-shaped.

It was all going well, then Jonno dropped the ball and it all went pear-shaped.

by Wowbagger (the Infinitely Prolonged) June 11, 2003

gone pear-shaped

When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".

"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".

by Andy Cooke June 28, 2004

sharted

When shit comes out instead of a fart... This can have rather disasterous concequences...

"Dude, we gotta go!"

"Why man? Jordan started hitting on me!"

"Coz I just sharted!!!"

by Phil MiHole March 3, 2004

Sensibly Shafted

When a site has become unreachable because of too much traffic/excess of bandwidth. Coined at Sensibleerection.com. Related: Farked, Slashdotted.

Dude, the Geocities site got Sensibly Shafted, I can't see it.

by Chop-Logik January 30, 2003

shaved my balls for this

Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.

You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!

by Some wiseman January 1, 2015

Shawed It

The art of "backing into" or "accidently making" yourself the "butt" of a joke, usually of homoerotic context.

"Steve really Shawed It that time."

"Jamie is usually the one Shaw'in it when we are talking about horsefuckery, which gets Matt, James, Tony and Spencer aroused!"

"The only time we hear from Travis is after someone really Shawed it and he's there to point and laugh."

by Cracker and Prairie Coon April 28, 2016