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The Haslam Shake

When you go to a house party and drink so much that you shit everywhere in your friend's bathroom. #TheHaslamShake
"If you go into my bathroom, please do not do the Haslam Shake."
by DamianaSola February 11, 2014
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Sam Craveiro Shake

When you poop into a blender fill it with water then drink it as a protein shake.
i just drank my first sam craveiro shake
by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 5, 2019
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Rizzing the Ohio Gyatt with a Grimace Shake

When you rizz up the level 3 gyatt duke dennis style while getting sturdy like kai cenat on a grimace shake hitting the griddy the ocky way in ohio with maximum prestige rizz while looksmaxing and mewing like a sigma male watching skibbidi toilet vs smurf cat with diddybop and bussin bacon egg and cheese the ocky way while quandale dingle hits the griddy into baltimore to fight the baltimore toogaloogans vs the ohio rizzlers sponsored by fortnite funny moments all while being TAXED BY FANUM. FANUM TAX!
Me: Bro you gyat to be Rizzing the Ohio Gyatt with a Grimace Shake!
Bro: Nah jit
by Matthew Regozo October 13, 2023
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shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.
"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."
by Alexandra July 29, 2004
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My boat does not shake in your particular direction

Disagreeing with something. Created by the BBC's Sherlock fandom. Usually used when talking about slash and/or Benedict Cumberbach and Martin Freeman's love of one another.
Friend: I don't believe in shipping John and Sherlock under any circumstances.

Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!
by ella555666777 October 25, 2011
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penis shake

when two guys are naked and stand too close to each other or run into each other and their penises touch it is known as a penis shake. sometimes resulting in a dongknot.
after the big game, the guys hit the showers. tom carelessly walked into ben and gave him a penis shake.
by TallPeniz February 4, 2009
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