Shaq Pack

I have to make a Shaq Pack.
by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004
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Shaq Attack

A way to describe the form of basketball played by TV character Marge Simpson
"Watch out for the Shaq Attack
by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004
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shaq pack

a huge penis. the shaq pack sandwich was a sourdough bacon cheeseburger but the shaq pack can today be known as one's package if it's giant size.
Kobe, tell me how my shaq pack tastes?

My junk is unusually big, therefore my 12 inches earns the nickname, shaq pack.
by Chris Norton February 17, 2009
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Shaq-Fu

stelth intentional and unlawful theft
Damn somebody Shaq-Fu'd my malt licquor
by Reyn Soul November 22, 2004
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shaq diesel

The well known basketball star Shaquille o'neal who is too sure of himself and is good but is only dominate becuase he is massive. This is his rapping name. It is a tragedy that he even made music. People get upste with people like hilary duff who go from acting to singing, but they are much more talented and they basically have zero talent so that says somethin.
Dude1: Have you heard shaq diesel's album.

Dude2: Yea what the f*** was that. He should stick to basketball...Wait, he isn't very good at that either.
by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 26, 2005
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Venom Shaq

Absolute demigod in nba 2k22, has still never hit a shot since the release of mycarrer. The corner is his natural habitat, born and raised, can’t tell if he’s on offence or defence. Just an overall unit on the court and off the court. Makes his guy look like shaq, but can’t do anything to save his life. excessively calls for lobs, thinks he’s actually shaq when he’s on a perimeter lock. Rocking the remembrance day fit, with a smell beanie And plans on getting a fit for every holiday. A perimeter lock that can’t play defence, claims that he can hit shots when not lagging, but he is always lagging.
POV goes on the 2k community discord and tries to get someone to play with.

1 what build are you?

2 I’m venom shaq

3 what’s that?

4 a unit.

5 Alr I’ll run with you

POV plays one match and never plays with him again.
by November 20, 2021
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Shaq-Tarded

When one is as retarded as a guy shaq's size.
That guy isn't just dumb he's Shaq-Tarded!
by Tree sock May 07, 2009
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