house sitter

When you take a massive grommer in someone's toilet and close the lid afterwards while they are away on vacation. Then they come home after a long drive, rush to the toilet, open the seat and BOOM they meet the house sitter.

Did you hear that Amos threw up blood when he met his house sitter after he got back from the beach yesterday?

by Dr. Grommer, MD August 18, 2010

Satterfielding

1. act in extremely arrogant/insulting manner in a friendly debate. 2. To give The University of Texas a bad name.

There he goes satterfielding again!

by johnnywalker68 November 21, 2011

sexterra

A nissan xterra in which sex has been had in the back seat.

Hey Mike, what are these stains in your back seat?

Yeah...this is no longer an xterra, but a sexterra.

by mikeyyyyyyyyyy oooo October 8, 2007

Satterfield

A college football position that defies logic/common sense/reason in the face of facts.

He is doing a satterfield.

by johnnywalker68 November 21, 2011

gum sitter

Great genitalia trick to be done while sitting down. This is accomplished when you sneak part of your sack out of your fly and hold it to the chair your sitting in. Then rise as much as you can while saying "awww man, looks like I sat in some gum."

Rebecca saw bill's nuts while he was doing the "gum sitter" for a couple of buddies.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

Left lane sitter

Refers to the idiots who instantly merge into the fast lane as soon as they get on the highway. They proceede to drive under the speed limit as to piss off the people who want to go faster then them as if they will win a trophy for slowing down as many people as they possibly can. When the oportunity comes to merge into the middle lane they "sit" and wait till the person behind them trys to pass and then move over just to get in front of them again, sometimes causing accidents and making a lot of people mad.

Damn, Im late for work and it seems as if everyone is a left lane sitter today.

by j2shea July 10, 2011

Reed Senter

The hottest, sweetest, nicest, coolest guy in the entire world. He's rocks the trombone and he rocks my socks. I love you Reed!

Reed is going to email Meghan ([e-mail]) because he wants to talk to her. (or rather she has a bunch of stuff to tell him)

by the one and only January 15, 2005