Semantics

If it walks like a fish and it barks like a fish, then it's a fish.

Amanda Mercedes C: You're such a fucking narcissist.
Dan: That's only semantics, miss lady. You should just call me a bastard.
Amanda: Piglet.

by Narcissistic Personality Disorder September 20, 2005

seaman

to stupidly, accidentally cut yourself with a sharp object

Damn, I almost pulled a seaman!!

by benojulez May 10, 2009

seman suprise

When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.

Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)

by Paul R Murden May 19, 2006

Bitch Semantics

When Sean feels like being a little bitch and argues the meaning of "never mind".

This condition is usually related to having sand in his vagina. Since he can't get it out he gets a little perturbed and all bitchy.

sand in his vagina

by sandy pants February 19, 2004

Ordinary Seaman

Entry level deck department position aboard a Merchant Ship of the United States. After 365 days seatime, an O.S. can test for advancement to Able Bodied Seaman.

The Ordinary Seaman usually chips paint and rust, paints, splices and repairs lines, and assists (somewhat) in cargo operations and especially mooring/unmooring of the vessel.

The Captain of the ship started as an Ordinary Seaman on deck, and worked his way up the hawsepipe.

by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007

Sethany

A creature who is extremely over weight,lazy, and immature! Her insecurities run soooo deep she continuously lies and tries to make herself look better by talking trash and insulting others. Yet she is sooo stupid, soooo dumb, she doesn't even realize that it is obvious to everyone around her... Because she has the intellegence of a rock, looks of bull dogs ass ( and that is being kind ) , and a crude personality, her jelousy makes her mean and spitefull. Be warned that looking at a Sethany may induce vomiting!!

That chick is so mean and hatefull, but thats because she is a Sethany. I would hate the world too if I woke up every morning and had to look at that in the mirror!

by Real Bueaty April 26, 2010

semanitarian

While stoned, you will think this is a good word.

"Guys, you know what's a good word? Semanitarian."

by Strudel-fagen August 30, 2008