Angry Spider

1. Originally heard on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit on the Drew & Mike morning show circa 1998-99 said by Mike Clark. Used in the reference to an inflamed, swollen, or sore rectum.

2. The act of sticking ones thumb up their own or a lucky recipients anus and then groping with the same hand towards the genitalia.

1.Oh my god my roids are flaring up, I have one angry spider!

2.She was a freak, she bruised my bag when she gave me the ol' angry spider!

by joepappy75 December 10, 2009

spider

Scary ass creatures. O_O

That spider is hella creepy.

by allison panda! October 18, 2003

Spider Button

A euphemism for an anus.

My girlfriend hates it when I try to squish the Spider Button.

by Micah November 8, 2007

nigger spider

A black spider. Not a Black Widow, since those are easily defined. Just one of those anonymous black spiders that probably have names, but only a professor who studies spiders would know them.

Lou: "Check out that nigger spider climbing the wall."

Skyler: "Ewwww! Get rid of it."

by Tuftskins June 1, 2009

Spider Swing

When two people sit on the same swing, face to face, creating 8 "legs". Thus, spider swing.

A non sexual-version of the swinging spider.

Search spider swing on youtube and watch the first video.

by Gomerj84 January 17, 2010

the spiderman

while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "seaman filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "SPIDERMAN".

My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.

by jimi d licious December 3, 2005

Italian Spiderman

When you ejaculate into your own hand and then fling it into someone's face while exclaiming "That's Amore!"

"I gave your grandmother an Italian Spiderman the other day. She still can't see out of her right eye. Bitch baked me a crooked pie."

by Mike1980 June 23, 2008