Selective Enjoyment

When your friend does something you find hilarious, but you know if your sworn enemy did the exact same thing it wouldn't be funny, it'd be cringy af

Tammy: "Maybe we should laugh at her jokes too, we're being hypocrites."
Stacy: "It's not hypocrisy, it's selective enjoyment."

by Fabijoow May 14, 2020

Selective Ghosting

When one chooses to respond on one communication platform while ignoring questions or conversations on another.

Benny keeps DMing me on instagram but hasn’t answered my texts. Selective ghosting at its finest.

by #10 November 11, 2021

sleating

slaying and eating . ONLY TO USE BY PEOPLE WITH BUSSY AND PUSSY

i’m sleating rn with my bussy

by dhruvie (and others that slay) January 20, 2023

pandora selection

n. The act of choosing two food items that have the same flavors in one meal. Instead of (or in addition to) identical flavor, food items may have identical shape.

A: What'd you have for lunch?
B: Eh, I made a pandora selection of pizza and Doritos.
A: Lame, dude.

by gator27 July 23, 2011

artificial selection

The breeding of plants and animals to produce desirable traits. Organisms with the desired traits, such as size or taste, are artificially mated or cross-pollinated with organisms with similar desired traits.

"If art by artificial selection, why not Nature by natural selection?"

Evolution

Joseph Le Conte

by zenda gothic May 24, 2016

natural selection

a game that combine rts with a fps stature. Aliens vs Marines(Kharaa (alien) and the TSA (Marines)) in the future. Great hl1 mod, dont understand the bitching about the upgrading or balancing. Its more the map placement of res towers than anything else.

I knifed 2 onos in a row today. Panoolied.

by whuh? November 14, 2004

Selective Communism

The act of propagating an agenda within a public facility such as a school, of a specific spiritual/religious book, or other aspects of it such as a bible, while staff would ignore sonething like The Koran, or even The Book Of The Law, and The Satanic Bible. This could also go for a Parochial school within Christendom, that would ban specifically forbid one having a Koran, maybe even more so than a Gnostic Book or bible.

Biology Instructor: Hey, Alison, I will need to confiscate your Bible. Alison: What.. why, I have all my work done, and another student has a mini Koran? Biology Instructor: It's against the Code of Conduct now, and it's a war waging book. Alison: Now that is Selective Communism!

by Jay Leo April 25, 2015