Segallist

Someone who believes strongly in the words of Californian garage rocker Ty Segall. Has probably met him at some point.

“Look at that guy with the Fuzz shirt walking the wiener dog! He looks like a total Segallist.”

by Padgicus_Magicus April 22, 2022

fuck sealed

a virgin
someone who has not had sexual intercourse

why is Mary the Holy Virgin..
coz she was fuck sealed

by papershredder December 17, 2010

inuit seal clubber

An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.

"Oooh!! kyle! you give the best inuit seal clubbers!"

by igloo.lover.seal.clubber January 28, 2015

Dirty seal

A particularly catty, pretentious breed of private school girl that dumps on everyone because they're under the false impression that they're hot shit.

Sick cunt 1: "Look at her sipping her skim macciato talking to Carloff about the perils of sociology."

Sick cunt 2:"Fucking Dirty Seal."

by Cady XIII April 25, 2009

SEAL TEAM SIX

The Ultra-elite U.S. Navy SEALs; the best 10% of the SEALs. These guys are the Baddest, biggest, boldest, bravest, best, deadliest, hardest, meanest, most badass, most brutal, most elite, most extreme, most fearless, most hardcore, most powerful, most Professional ass kicking, roughest, smartest, toughest, top, and ultimate warriors in the world. They are the navy's version of the army's Delta Force, and in general about equally elite. SEAL TEAM SIX is famous for having a few of its members kill Osama Bin Laden. These guys are so hardcore, that a single 6 group of SEAL TEAM SIX members could likely survive against like half of the army of North Korea.

Al-Qaeda company leader: Okay, I got 60 men ready for deployment! They are well-armed!

A SEAL TEAM SIX member 6 seconds later: I just destroyed those 60 Al-Qaeda loozers with my pistol only! HOOYAH!

by Chillice December 30, 2014

seal pup

A hairless otter.

"Everyone is invited, even you seal pup."

by Raulie Day January 11, 2015

Navy SEAL

A member of the most elite military force in the world. Goes through the toughest military training in the world, BUD/S (this lasts for 6 months and has the highest failure rate of any military force 75%-80% on average.) SEAL is an acronym that stands for Sea, Air, and Land. Those are the three areas that they can come from and fight in. After BUD/S they must complete SQT (SEAL qualification training) which includes army airborne training, and other SEAL training. June 28, 2005 NEVER FORGET.

Three Navy SEALs recently shot and killed 3 pirates from the back of an aircraft carrier to save a prisoner captain In samalia.

by climbpotato August 21, 2009