Someone who likes to delude themselves into thinking they're way cooler, powerful, interesting or successful with women than they actually are. Refers to the story trope of the awkward loser/nerd actually being the mastermind behind everything unbenounced to everyone, which is clearly just a wet fantasy of the gamma writers.
Look at this guy, he can barely put two words together without me cringing into oblivion and he's standing there saying he's slept with 150 women in his lifetime. What a secret king.
by GoingHamsee June 16, 2019
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Get the secret biggie mug."Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.
The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:
“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”
The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:
“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”
The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"
"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."
"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."
"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."
"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."
by An Interested Party August 14, 2009
Get the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations mug.Usually something some bands/artists do when they get a gig last minute and they tweet or update their Facebook statuses giving information about the place and cost and the lucky few in the area who see the news go.
Famous Musician: Hey guys in the NY area! I will have a Secret Show tonight in H Q Lounge! Cost is $15! Hope to see you then XO
Lucky Person who is in area and available: OMG! I AM FINALLY GOING TO BE ABLE TO SEE THEM!
Lucky Person who is in area and available: OMG! I AM FINALLY GOING TO BE ABLE TO SEE THEM!
by amdsc42 December 27, 2011
Get the Secret Show mug.Celebrated on September 23rd to mark the end of summer.
Invite your closest friends to have some adult fun and games, and host an orgy.
But remember it's a secret sex party, so don't tell the neighbours, or any stranger, well unless you like the look of them.
Invite your closest friends to have some adult fun and games, and host an orgy.
But remember it's a secret sex party, so don't tell the neighbours, or any stranger, well unless you like the look of them.
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 18, 2023
Get the Secret Party mug.Coca-Cola and Pepsi is owned by the same company and how I learned this is if you look on the Sid of a Pepsi can it says pepsicola but guess what it also is on the back of Coca-Cola cans.
by thecanadianninja January 15, 2019
Get the Coca-Cola and Pepsi darkest secret mug.The line said by Joseph Joestar to Jotaro Kujo referring to the power of DIO's Stand, which is to stop time for 5-9 seconds at will.
Joseph: Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is Time! It's A Stand that stops ti-
Jotaro:...
DIO: ZA WARUDO!
Jotaro:...
DIO: ZA WARUDO!
by I'm past that. May 8, 2021
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