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Scrumping

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'
Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday
by urbann00b January 9, 2005
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scraping pavement

1. Pavement burn

2. Ejection from a fast moving object and sliding down pavement for multiple feet.

3. Parts from the underbody of a vehical scraping along the ground as you drive
I flipped my bike on the expressway and was scraping pavement for a mile straight.
by DJ Beaver April 11, 2009
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Screaming Glass

A drinking vessel into which an inebriated individual howls vociferously into in order to produce a variety of sounds. The glass may be moved in such a manner to change pitch or tone, or to add tremolo or vibrato.
Brett drained his Duvel tulip in order to use it as a screaming glass before snorting flecks of Goldschlager off of the bar.
by mcmike101 August 10, 2009
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Scraping in

When a person intrudes on ones conversation or activities when not invited or asked.
Andrew: This piff is bangin!
Patrick: Yeah i know!
Dan Bell: Can i try some
Andrew: Stop Scraping in!

OR

Tom: Wanna go ice skating?
Ricardo: Ok
Dan Bell: Yeah what time
Tom: You really need to stop Scraping in NOW!
by waterboy2510 March 24, 2010
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Screaming Bee

When you take your prosthetic leg and insert it into the anus of your lover. The leg looks like a stinger of a bee, and since such an act is painful it causes the recipient to scream.
Stranger gave Waifu the screaming bee.
by viktus August 8, 2016
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Screaming Owl

Snatching /screaming owl

Where a woman rides you cowgirl position, during this sge reaches behind her and snatches the exposed males jewels and stuffs them into her anus. This causes the male to scream like the Tasmanian masked owl to which the female mimics.
Fuck mate, my balls are still recovering from Sarah shoving them up her ass. I love it when she whips out a screaming owl.
by lillystrange December 30, 2016
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screaming shits

When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019
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