Scrambled Eggs

When a female performs oral sex on a male and he ejaculates into her mouth and the ejaculate comes back out her nose.

Those scrambled eggs burn.

by prevert April 11, 2009

scrambled eggs

when two fags are fucking reverse cowboy and their balls are smashing against one another.

"How was your night with Johnny?" "Oh you know, went over and had some scrambled eggs."

by DickRay October 18, 2008

scrambled fetus

A mangled, undeveloped chicken fetus that is scrambled, put into my mouth, and pooped out later.

I'd like some pancakes, a hash brown, and a scrambled fetus!

by fOokz October 23, 2003

scrambled eggs

Pussy that has been tampered with too much.

See turkey, loose as a goose, paris hilton

Hey, don't hook up with Crystal, shes scrambled eggs

by Ranger Elite July 22, 2008

scrambled

Fucked up

That jungle juice got me scrambled.

by Matthew Pryce January 25, 2004

stranded walrus

when you trick a dirty fat girl at a party into thinking you want to fuck. then you take her into the bedroom tie her to the bed and tape her mouth shut so she moans like a walrus, and leave her dirty walrus ass

fo real that dirty fat bitch got the stranded walrus

by prestoner October 2, 2005

scrambled egg

sexual act wherein the man holds his ejaculate in his his foreskin after orgasm, then begins to urinate and releases it all at once on his partners face.

Last night I gave her a nice scrambled egg.

by instantbreakfast May 1, 2008