scrambled

The mixed feeling of being drunk and high

After that pitcher of beer at the bowling alley and hot boxing my friend's car I was feeling pretty scrambled.

by Teddy and Panda Co. January 14, 2009

scram

A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.

That kid Vincente is a fuckin' scram.

by M1nt August 3, 2006

Brain Scrambler

When you penetrate someone's ear with you wang and it goes out the other side, and that leaves the victim cross-eyed.

Stacy has to permanently look at her nose since I gave her a Brain Scrambler.

by Butch Setiah October 14, 2004

Scrambler

An attractive individual that interrupts a person’s train of thought, speech, and/or movement when noticed.

- Level 1: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention, but with no noticeable interruption to thought, speech, and/or movement.
- Level 2: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are momentarily interrupted. The victim is ultimately able to return to the previous state.
- Level 3: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are permanently interrupted. The victim is not able to return to the previous state.

Chad was hit by a Level 3 Scrambler in the break room and completely forgot what we were talking about.

by N_00 August 18, 2015

morning scrambler

The act of defecating on someone's George Foreman Grill for them to find in horror.

The girl was a fucking bitch, so I made her a morning scrambler, it'll be a breakfast she'll never forget!

by TeamPrank September 14, 2009

screams

When you have nothing to do but scream u-u

"screams"

by freshavacado for meh March 18, 2021

greek scramble

An exhibition sport played in ancient Greece where a sizeable mound of athletic men would writhe around naked and on top of each other, whilst being drizzled with extra virgin olive oil.

It was a regular greek scramble at work the other day.

by grahzny August 26, 2006