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Despite what others say... Southington is a wonderful place to live we do have a slight drug problem but we're working on it, our police are very nice people. Our town may have some "wigga's" but at least we're not a ghetto where you can get shot for looking at someone. Our schools are very nice as i happen to attend one. We also have a great view of the sunset and we have the WORLDS FIRST amusement park Lake Compounce, and two haunted houses. We also gave away ESPN because we didnt think it would become big.
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by derek360 May 14, 2011
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Scouting Mission

When a bunch of wingmen go out and patrol the bar for possible targets of opportunities. They then return and debrief those that remained behind to drink their beers and save a spot at a bar table.
The wingmen all went out on a scouting mission to find some high value targets in the bar. They returned to report that the bar was currently a target rich environment. They then proceeded to order a round of jaeger bombs.
by Big Pimping January 13, 2008
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girl scouting

that act of publicly judging any or all females in your field of vision
Johnny: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Joe: Im going to the mall to go girl scouting, wanna come?
by viking kong April 28, 2008
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scrootching

"So what'd yall do last night?"
"We were watching tv and scrootching."
by Gishee October 24, 2011
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Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch in public.
That’s so gross, did you see John scrotching in math today?!
by InSPYery October 20, 2017
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Thief Scouting

The act of hiding outside of your house for all night, waiting for possible thieves.
It can be an useful pastime when you manage to lock the house with the keys inside, and you remain outside.
John: Damn, you look like you haven't sleeped for years!
Carl: Yeah, I've been thief scouting for all night!
by PastimeParadise July 19, 2010
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Southing

Going absolutely crazy, racist, sexist, and/or cultist. Derivided from the characteristics of those in the American South.
"Dude, man he got to Year 10 and then he just started bloody southing! He's been a barstard ever since!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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