Schlongle

Getting railed by a man with a substantially sized Schlong, hence, Schlongle

Kelly: I got schlongled so hard last night, I can't feel my legs!
Mary: Damn, what kind of girth did he have?!

by Stalin be balin February 7, 2023

Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023

Schlinglebob

Engaging in schlingbobbing.

King: Don't you dare schlinglebob at me ! You don't deserve my nut !

Blacksh: eUGhhggHHH >.< !!

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

Schlinglemaxxing

The process of improving the ability to communicate in the sacred language of schlinglebob, hence, schlinglemaxxing.

Blacksh: A day not schlinglemaxxing is a day wasted.

Receptionist: Sir, this is a morgue..

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

schingleboowop

Something that is a gunle

have you ever had a schingleboowop?

by jimohyballs February 18, 2025

Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle

colloquially known as the S U C C
this is the form of sex called a blowjob in which the penis is placed in the mouth of a woman instead of their vaginal regions, this can be used as a method of 2, maybe 3 dicks in a girl at once. (MmM, kinky)

If this event is to be undertaken, please call
44+ 23453453924

Sentence examples can't be blank soo... -_-
"Yoo Dave, Angela gave me the Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle in return for some watermelon sugar"
"Yoo, Thats sick"

by TheSlangMaker420 May 14, 2021