Kroenke Scheme

A Scheme in where a football or soccer club is used as a tool to either gain funds for another team or club that the owner owns as well, or send their best players of to another team or club that the owner owns as well.

"Why does Kroenke not send enough money to Arteta or sell out the club and put them in the Super League?"

"Because it's used to fund the Rams, Kroenke doesn't care about the club, we are in a Kroenke Scheme."

by WowDowTheCrow May 17, 2021

triangle scheme

A pyramid scheme whose execution isn't good enough to deserve a third dimension.

That new thing on the internet is such an obvious triangle scheme.

by trustworthy_triangle_schemer March 30, 2023

Pussy Laundering Scheme

A fictitious activity used to impress a potential mate

"Rick is out with his latest Pussy Laundering Scheme, telling girls about his soup kitchen for stray dogs

by Stevemadden November 13, 2017

Scooby-Doo Scheme

An organized plan or sequence of events that is incredibly unrealistic or over-the-top for the objective it is attempting to achieve.

-Derived from the antagonists of the popular children’s cartoon franchise “Scooby-Doo”, whom usually go about their malicious plans by dressing up as a monster and scaring people in outlandish ways.

“Did you hear about those firefighters that were arrested for locking a bunch of orphans in a burning building and then save them for a publicity stunt? What a ‘Scooby-Doo Scheme!’”

by Wayoftheredpanda December 24, 2019

cleveland schemer

an insult directed at someone who discretely and deceitfully plans to humiliate another or to, in effect, take a Cleveland steamer on them.

see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"

Stay away from her, you'll just get burned in the end. She's a real Cleveland schemer.

by bravoghost February 20, 2011

Schema

Noun- Ice Cream
Adjective- Semen

I love chocolate schema!
Squirt that schema in my face

by PENELOPWNED February 20, 2007

scheme

as well as a scheme being a person it is also a word for their habitat. This is mainly high rise and marked by the inhabitants distinctive graffti

yeah she lives in a scheme

by bob the wonder jobby July 19, 2003