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Saturday

best fucking day of the week. the day when most good things happen
so saturday I got with this chick, smoked some really good weed, met up with some old friends, and later on went to sleep feelin' warm with that same chick watching some movie at her place.
by chriSM January 19, 2004
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No Simping Saturday’s

This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.
Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass

(No Simping Saturday’s) No

The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday
by Lil Bit6969 April 16, 2020
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Bad Saturday

The day after good Friday. This day is for doing stuff that you wouldn't do on good Friday... or any other day. Its like mischief night. Except more epic.
Hey Jake what are you doing for Bad Saturday? Oh I'm shitting on Sammy's wall, wanna come?!

Hey Jake what are you doing for Bad Saturday? I think I'm going to go to Sammy's house and throw a flaming bag of shit at her... WANNA COME?!
by GucciManTheG March 22, 2011
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saturday night

The sixth, seventh or first night of the week, depending on your religion.

Saturday night is the most important invention in human history. Saturday night is the reason most conflicts have been resolved and is responsible for some of mankinds most excellent discoveries.

Acceptable ways to spend Saturday night include going out to the cinema, drinking beer, watching the footy highlights with your mates, clubbing, eating kebab, beating the wife and/or kids, and spending a dirty night out. Unacceptable ways to spend a Saturday night include going to bed early and being ill.

Without Saturday night it is conceivable that the couple of protein strands that joined in the primodial goo to form Earths first ever life form would never have done so, and all life as we know it would not exist.

Several other good facts about Saturday night include that it's impossible to fail to pull a slapper, it's the only night apart from Wednesday that it's legal to dine in an Indian restaurant, it's my favourite night of the week and it follows Friday night.
"It's Saturday Night! Let's get ready to rumble!"

Jim: "What shall we do?"
Pete: "Well it is Saturday night. Lets drink beer, get a kebab and go home to beat the wife and kids."

"I'm so happy it's saturday night, it's my favourite night of the week."

George: "Hey Saddam, it's Saturday night. What do you say we forget all this silly sentenced to death nonsense and go to the cinema?"
Saddam: "Infidel."
by Jamie Douglas November 20, 2006
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Sexual Saturday

Sexual Saturday is a day on January 25. You have to have sex NO MATTER WHAT with guy, girl or dog😂
Best friend:Hey u ready for sexual Saturday

Other friend:Don’t have anyone

Best friend:What about me

Other friend Eww that’s gay

Best friend:Not today

Other friend:Oh ok
by 699669966997 November 20, 2019
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saturday night special

A slang term for an inexpensive, small-caliber revolver. Dave Kopel, Research Director at the Independence Institute, explains:

The “Saturday night special” is in part a linguistic descendant of the racist phrase "Niggertown Saturday Night." The obvious implication of the phrase "Saturday night special" is that it is a gun used by "niggers" to shoot each other with during their wild Saturday nights. No one denies that the people disarmed by a "Saturday night special" ban would be predominantly poor and non-white.
Saturday Night Specials are preferred by the lower classes, therefore they must be dangerous.
by el Dietcrack January 26, 2007
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saturday night live

a sketch show that was on the decline until a year or two ago (07 or 08) ago, when they got a very good cast. The reversal was given a huge boost with the very funny political sketches in 2008, especially when Tina Fey came back to make fun of Sarah Palin.
-Dude did u c "jizz in my pants" last nite?
-Ya i did it was hilarious, Saturday Night Live is actually funny again.
by NBCfan February 15, 2009
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