A study that collects data from a sample to learn about the population from which the sample was selected.
by 3d5jllppgaydunerboogers December 4, 2021

The fact that different random samples of the same size from the same population produce different estimates.
by 3d5jllppgaydunerboogers December 4, 2021

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.
Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling
Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!
Person B: Kill yourself!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling
Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!
Person B: Kill yourself!
by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.
Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.
Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
by jamison23 September 30, 2009

“She wanted to give me a rim job so badly I didn’t have time to wipe. So, she got an Ice Cream Sample”
by Apache Americano November 25, 2021

A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.
Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife
Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife
'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'
or
'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'
or
'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'
by parskuks March 27, 2017

by Scotty2HottyA1 September 29, 2019
