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Samoan

Samoan people are honestly one of the kindest and funniest people you'll meet. They'll laugh at all your jokes despite it not being funny, and will not hesitate to prove you wrong.

Majority of the Samoans don't give out compliments, they give out jokes, but the jokes hurts. They give each other tough love and usually doesn't care if other get hurt by their jokes. Samoans are known to be very loyal, especially to their loved ones and that is true. Amongst the schools in samoa, every student and teacher is known around the school, no matter the age gap.

Samoan kids will talk behind others back, but when something happens, they would immediately take action and defend that person. Samoans don't tolerate any form of injustice around them.

There are samoans who have a high intelligence rate, they just prefer not to show it or put it on display. Those are usually the ones causing trouble, and yea it is hard to hold back a samoan, but it is merely because they hate being confined or held back from something they desperately want to do.

Indeed they do have a short temper, but mainly because they can't handle you walking around spouting bullshit and so they decided to do you a favor and prevent yourself from advertising your idiocy.
Samoans aren't as tough as they look, even they could take so much bullshit. Samoans are just like everybody else.
by Tagaloa December 11, 2016
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samoni

One of the gayest kids you will ever meet online!
Person A: You're really acting like a samoni right now.
Person B: Just because I want to suck your dick doesn't mean I'm a samoni.
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samoon

a new bicycle company from western canada that's owned by professional film-maker aaron larock.
"samoon bikes look pretty cool...i would like the pink frame!"
"samoon has a ghetto webpage but cool vids on pinkbike i wish i could ride like those guys"
by send air May 4, 2008
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Samongan

A person descending from both Samoan and Tongan heritage.
"That rugby player is tough! Straight up Samongan!"
by SandAndSnow March 10, 2015
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Samoan Mudslide

You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.
"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "

"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "
by Magik Marker August 22, 2016
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Samoaniggahz

The out-of-control act or process of crossbreeding and producing multiple offsprings at an alarming rate by mating individuals of two different distinct breeds. One, of Polynesian stock, is the Samoan species. And the other, from which has emerged from man-kinds motherland of Africa, is the Negro species.
Samoaniggahz: (noun)

... is what you get, when a Samoan and Black (Negro/Afro-American) produces multiple offsprings... you get "SAMOANIGGAHZ" (some more negros).

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Crossbreeding is usually done with the intent of producing offspring that share the traits of both parent lineages, especially if the traits are beneficial:

"OMG, Lakeesha! You and Junior's 15 children all have beautiful wavy hair and

they are tall and can play basketball... and still give a good beat down, for laughs!!!"

However, an irresponsible crossbreeding can also produce animals of inferior quality or weaken purebred gene pool:

"OMG, Lakeesha! You and Junior's 15 obese children all have an eating problem and

they are all lazy and don't want to work.... but they all still find the money to drink

40's every night!!!"

Love I s Unconditional Forever Always Understanding

Love I s Unconditional Forever Always Understanding
by Eye Kye N Dye December 31, 2016
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Samoan Sundae

When a team of Samoans breaks into your dealership, steals you and your customers property and takes a shit in your bathroom before they roll out.
Connick's weak ass loves a Samoan sundae.
by Step off weak ass October 11, 2017
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