Salsa Blanco

Salsa that carries barely any heat, typically sold by most Mexican restaurants to white people who can’t handle spicy food. A play on words- the two most common kinds of salsa are salsa verde and salsa rojo, so with salsa blanco, they make up the three colors of the Mexican flag.

As much as I love the taco truck near my workplace, I wish they’d give me actual salsa instead of this uninspired salsa blanco stuff. I can handle the head, dammit.

Salsa Blanco by Shepherd Guy July 22, 2025

Salsa Verga 

A play on words of Salsa Verde, translates to “dick sauce” which would be cum.

“Yo bro you like Salsa Verga?”
“Yeah dude Salsa Verga is so good.”

Salsa Verga by Coolassmotherfuck July 27, 2025

Salsa Verga 

It’s like salsa verde but instead it’s from your cock!

“Yo bro you like Salsa Verga?”
“Yeah dude I get it at the mexican restaurant all the time.”

Salsa Verga by Coolassmotherfuck July 27, 2025

Salsa bee

Filly

SALSA BEE ITS A SALSA BEE WOW SALSA BEEEEEEE

Salsa bee by Kiffytheapple February 3, 2026

caucasian salsa 

Original Mayonnaise that is hot to white people

Damn it Nancy you put to much Caucasian salsa on my sandwich and now it’s to spicy

caucasian salsa by E-dawg, J-dawg November 9, 2018

Chips and Salsa

A wonderfully tasty, savory snack, sometimes served at parties/get-togethers, and an appetizer staple at Mexican restaurants.

-Requires a bag of tortilla/corn chips, and salsa (a Spanish/Latin American-originated sauce often consisting of tomatoes, onions, peppers, and spices) for dipping the chips in. The salsa can range from very mild to very hot/spicy. Many Mexican restaurants serve their own house-made chips with salsa complimentary to your table.

This snack is very popular and can be very addicting.

Guy at Mexican restaurant: "Hey waiter, more chips and salsa please... *hic*"

Waiter: "Sorry sir, you've already had 16 rounds. I'm cutting you off."

Chips and Salsa by spliffsicles June 25, 2012

joshua put his dick in the salsa again

God damn it joshua!!!

Kid: Mom, joshua put his dick in the salsa again.
Mom: GOD DAMN IT JOSHUA

joshua put his dick in the salsa again by Trotg May 22, 2019