salsa sharking

The act of having vaginal sex with a menstruating female.

Charlie's still in the shower. He salsa-sharked that chick from the party!

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005

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Sassy Salsa

The greatly feared 300lbs Mexican from the Pimp Ass Wrestling league in colorado. He has only 2 deadly moves...Sassy Splash, Sassy Bomb. He comes to the ring with a hash pipe, a cape and a Hat.

Holy shit its Sassy Salsa

by wo April 7, 2004

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Retro Salsa

Another way of saying "funky fresh."

Her shoes were totally retro salsa.

by charstar47 February 3, 2010

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An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.

Salsa Emergency!!

I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.

I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.

by The_Hawk August 5, 2009

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la salsa

to be saucy
(halfway bitchy)

Typically, girls are la salsa late in the evening when they are hungry.
Boy: Here's your peanut m&m's, sweetiestdarlinghoneybun
Girl: GIVE 'EM!
Boy: Jesus, I'm like 3 feet away...

by Everyone in the whole wide world January 16, 2008

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