Swimming Cap

To put the top of your head into a girls va jay jay like a swimming cap

"I totally swimming capped your mom last night"

by Mike Funi February 7, 2008

swimming for mussels

Filipino slang term for cunnilingus of women due to similarities in both appearance and smell.

Brian: "Hey Leonid. What'd you do last night?"
Leonid: "Nothing much. I just went swimming for mussels."
Brian: "You are one mussel-eating, filipino."
Leonid: "Damn skippy. I like the mussels almost as much as timbits."

by L Castillo December 1, 2007

swimming lessons

When you partake in sexual activity or intercourse, you learn how to swim on the penis! taken from the song money maker

Hey, Tokyo want to come over for swimming lessons?

by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006

swimming the river gia

origin: a homage to both the river styx and America's most notoriously drugged out late-70s supermodel, Gia Carangi

definition: using IV drugs recreationally. also see slamming

"High? For fucks sake, she's been swimming the river gia since she met the needle"

by One Charming Bastard September 28, 2004

swimming costume

what aussie's call swimming suits

B= Hey mate, check out that swimming costume!!

K= What's a swimming costume Aussie?

by a.l.>world April 23, 2009

swimming in it

To be in a state of confusion. To be overwhelmed.

I have this new job I have to learn and I'm swimming in it.

by Andy VW September 28, 2006

swimming devils

sperm cells that are present in semen

She was such a slut. I blew my wad in her mouth and she gagged it down, swimming devils and all.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010