A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in the females face, immediately followed by a facial golden shower.
She said she can't be caught with a trace of DNA after I blew in her face. So I pulled up with a sloppy dumptruck!
by JDJVes June 7, 2017
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"Enough to shit everywhere"
by Ricky Utopia April 8, 2008
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Capitalizing on unique shopping prospects, which goes hand in hand with finding premium parking (if there's no valet services) for optimum effect.
Mr. Jenkins: It says here on your resume that you're quite shopportunistic? I don't understand.
David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.
Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.
David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.
Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.
by tedwilli9 December 20, 2008
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Get the A1 sloppy toppy mug.Amanda was dancing like such a SLOPPY RONALD last night.
Jade drank a 30 rack by himself and is all over that girl like a SLOPPY RONALD.
Katie spilled her beer like a SLOPPY RONALD.
Jade drank a 30 rack by himself and is all over that girl like a SLOPPY RONALD.
Katie spilled her beer like a SLOPPY RONALD.
by Katie 'Dubs' W. December 20, 2008
Get the Sloppy Ronald mug.Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.
by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009
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