Ball Stool

Noun- A stool used to prop up the dingle sack of a person.

Dude, quit slackin’ and kick that ball stool over here. My bois need a break.

by Big Loosh ;) May 7, 2019

Stool Cup

An act consisting of forming a cup with the hand and administering the fresh, exiting human shit to the facial area, either yours or someone else's in a single, repetitive motion. Virtually identical to fart cupping, with the exception being that it is done with solid waste as opposed to gaseous waste.

'Stool Cup' ex - Tragedy today as Gerald Ford was stool-cupped senselessly by a circus lion...in a convenience store. He was delicious.

by Ihayt2laf4u June 10, 2013

Groom of the Stool

The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.

H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.

That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.

by Ardias November 16, 2022

waterborne stool

A waterborne stool is a stool passed in a running stream, ones podex is facing downstream and the water gently eases the stool out leaving no messy post stool detrius, the stream acts as natures midwife

Look mom, whats that bobbing downstream ? "looks like a 'waterborne stool ' to me son "

by crispygillbone September 5, 2014

toxic stool

Taking a shit with such a grossly offensive smell that it makes vomit on top of said shit making it smell like Barack Obama's undertit.

And walked into the bar's bathroom and there was some toxic stool on the floor.

by Barack Obama's milk December 25, 2014

Stool Station

N- The colon, or anus.

I held her down and plunged out her stool station.

by Carlitothecoloredkid June 10, 2022

Gape Stool

When a person gapes another person's asshole and defecates into the gaped asshole while sitting on top of the person using the person as a stool.

Hey Karbo, I heard you were Toby's gape stool yesterday?

by ManWithNoSoul April 13, 2017