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Pretty much the most worthless person you could ever meet. He thinks he is gods gift to woman and an amazing person when actually he sucks in bed, he has multiple children that he doesnt see or pay child support for. He lies about everything and will screw a woman over any way he can and usually owes most people he knows money. He thinks he is batman and pretty much worships him but he cant really afford to have much batman stuff because he blows all his money on stupid shit then lives off everyone else.
Person 1: Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for not having a liscense?
Person 2: Yeah but he should just be arrested for being stephen.
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someone who will break your heart the minute things get rough. no matter how much you have done to make things normal with stephen, it won't matter because he'll dump you.
the song grenade by bruno mars describes a relationship with Stephen.
Stephen by ohhowcliche July 9, 2011
This is an intentional misspelling of the name Steven intended to imply a homosexual undertone. To Stephen is to insist that everyone around you is gay in an effort to mask your own obvious homosexual tendencies.
I'm getting sick of him calling me a fag because I know he's just Stephening me.
Stephen by Even Steven February 7, 2008
Annoying ass little shit who smells sour as fuck
That guy i sat next to in math totally smelled like a Stephen!!
Stephen by Queefx7.5 November 24, 2011
Stephen is someone who gets friend-zoned a lot. He usually gets a girl for a week then loses her on special occasions like Valentine’s Day. Despite this Stephen is still very nice and happy.
Stephen is going to get dumped by Freya.
Stephen by SnakeyBoi March 5, 2018
Fat German Bastard Gay
Stephen Birchall<<<<<<<<The Best Example Ever
Stephen by J P Millar March 28, 2008
Spanish for Lazy Mank.

hahahahaha....

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Stephen!!! You Lazy Mank!!
Stephen by Thee Vain Biatch x April 11, 2008