A game that completely robs GROWN ADULTS of their lives. Honestly, I occasionally play the game and their are people over 30 that play it literalyy all day. Theyt just leave it on to take showers and such. those of them who have real jobs only think about this game at work, they've admittted it. Take me seriously- if you want a succesful life with a real spouse, freinds and unneglectd children, DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME... unless you have strong self control. It is really disgusting to talk to this people... they have lost sight of reality and, frantly, I can't help put pity them... at least everyone is nice and freindly. Plus, there is really no gameplay. Basically you sit there for hours watching your sims do repetitive tasks for money and skills to aquire objects and such that...well... DON"T EXIST. Please think about playing this addictive and life virtually life robbing game. I remember the wonerful day i realized there was no point to it... finally freed myself...
This is a real converation I had with with a Sims Online player:
Me: So how often do you play?
Sims Online Player: All day.
Me: So what do you do for money?
Sims Online Player: ...Im getting uncomfortable...
Me: So how often do you play?
Sims Online Player: All day.
Me: So what do you do for money?
Sims Online Player: ...Im getting uncomfortable...
by Dan The Definer May 8, 2007
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One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.
I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.
by Matt April 25, 2005
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Students in Shapiro Campus Center.
"Yo, where's your girl goin'?"
"She's goin' upstairs to SSIS"
"Why?"
"Cause I be gettin' some tonight, dawg."
"Yo, where's your girl goin'?"
"She's goin' upstairs to SSIS"
"Why?"
"Cause I be gettin' some tonight, dawg."
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Get the Sims mug.A spin-off of The Sims 2, except this one has modes (what the hell?) and an actual plot. Well, two plots.
The first plot is about this crackhead who lives with her aunt and tries to get laid with some dude she thinks is sooo hot. But hes engaged and she already had sex with another guy.
The second plot is about some guy who can't figure out Weither or not some girls actually love him for him or his money.
The first plot is about this crackhead who lives with her aunt and tries to get laid with some dude she thinks is sooo hot. But hes engaged and she already had sex with another guy.
The second plot is about some guy who can't figure out Weither or not some girls actually love him for him or his money.
Nobody cares about the sims life stories, but here goes nothing...
Hey everybody, my name is Riley Harlow! Yesterday, I had sex with a guy who isn't even my boyfriend. And today, Im going to try to have sex with another guy, who is actually supposed to get married to another girl! I lost 5 jobs, and I am living with my auntie because I got evicted and I can't live with my parents because they disowned me. Oh well....
Hey everybody, my name is Riley Harlow! Yesterday, I had sex with a guy who isn't even my boyfriend. And today, Im going to try to have sex with another guy, who is actually supposed to get married to another girl! I lost 5 jobs, and I am living with my auntie because I got evicted and I can't live with my parents because they disowned me. Oh well....
by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010
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The Sims 3 is an addition to Will Wright's The Sims series, minus Will Wright. As with the previous games, it's a life simulation game which lets you control little people...
These 'little people', unlike their predecessors, are rather bland yet clichéd. Bland because of they're repetitive. Clichéd because of the new personality 'Traits' system ('Evil' Sims cackle madly, for example. Would sound funny and caricatured at first, however trust me, it gets old. They will repeat this at least 20 times a 'Sim' day.)
Not even your Sims' appearance can be interesting, thanks to their new bubbleheads. To change their faces even in the approximate way you want them to look, you might as well spend days.
Now, with the removal of the Body Shop (a tool that came with The Sims 2 to allow you to create and edit genetics in the game), it's even harder to create unique and interesting content. Every time you download a game patch, you have to wait for a patch for your favourite hairstyles and hacks.
Another bad move courtesy of EA is the premade Stepford. I was perfectly happy creating my own dystopia, with its towering buildings, slaves, rebels and SECRET BLOODY POLICE. Now they come along and say "Don't worry, in The Sims 3 you'll have a new town to play with, it's called Sunset Valley and nothing interesting happens."
I would love to praise the new 'open neighbourhood', but why bother for such a mediocre game?
The Sims 3 is an addition to Will Wright's The Sims series, minus Will Wright. As with the previous games, it's a life simulation game which lets you control little people...
These 'little people', unlike their predecessors, are rather bland yet clichéd. Bland because of they're repetitive. Clichéd because of the new personality 'Traits' system ('Evil' Sims cackle madly, for example. Would sound funny and caricatured at first, however trust me, it gets old. They will repeat this at least 20 times a 'Sim' day.)
Not even your Sims' appearance can be interesting, thanks to their new bubbleheads. To change their faces even in the approximate way you want them to look, you might as well spend days.
Now, with the removal of the Body Shop (a tool that came with The Sims 2 to allow you to create and edit genetics in the game), it's even harder to create unique and interesting content. Every time you download a game patch, you have to wait for a patch for your favourite hairstyles and hacks.
Another bad move courtesy of EA is the premade Stepford. I was perfectly happy creating my own dystopia, with its towering buildings, slaves, rebels and SECRET BLOODY POLICE. Now they come along and say "Don't worry, in The Sims 3 you'll have a new town to play with, it's called Sunset Valley and nothing interesting happens."
I would love to praise the new 'open neighbourhood', but why bother for such a mediocre game?
The Sims 3 is an amazing new game. With your own little Stepford to clog up your hard drive, now you can quickly and easily bore yourself to death!
by FashionistState December 30, 2009
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