spleatch

1. noun: a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.

Example: the bits of toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, flung from one's mouth.

2. intr. verb: to make a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.

Example: to vomit on something or in an area not suitable to vomiting.

Etymology: Derived from the archaic "spleatch child," a rare form of human that when struck by a moving vehicle, explodes instantly into a giant, grody mess.

Dude, after drinking all the rum, Kevin totally spleatched all over the kitchen.

Watch it man! When you just sneezed, you got spleatch all over my new iBook's screen.

by ilias January 23, 2005

Splenderful

A cross between "splendid" and "wonderful"

The weather is absolutely splenderful today!

by Niki D December 9, 2008

splendipherous

Feeling good, beyond splendid

The day at the beach was splendipherous.

by Mr. Morrison April 23, 2007

splenderiffic

a combination of splendid and terrific, where the feeling is higher than just one of those words, that they have to be added together.

you: "how are you today?"
me: "im just splenderiffic!"

by rosew August 26, 2007

splendidfull

the feeling of being more than happy.

person 1: how are you doing today?
person 2: well actually i'm doing splendidfull

by Sweet Chicka January 1, 2008

splendifferous

The mixing of GreyGoose Pear and the all mighty 7up to satisfy your every drunken need.

I'll take a splendifferous on the rocks sexy.

by Chance Skidgel August 18, 2009

splestival

when a bunch or random idiots go to a wierdo country/island to get pissed and fag around and take the piss out of each other

isle of wight splestival '09!

by PokéMaster0411 November 4, 2009