Spaffic Jam

Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.

"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"

"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"

by spaffmaster August 16, 2011

Dirty staffy

A vagina

"You dirty staffy"

by Reels01 September 9, 2016

Spaff Beast

A dirty man that masturbates over six times a day. A man that often needs to leave a party or social occasion so he can masturbate.

Spaff Beast: I've masturbated eight times today!
Friend of beast: Wow, your such a spaff beast!

by Slitster February 19, 2010

spafford

anal, sex, sick, wrong, cici, beastin' it

1. having unwanted anal sex with somethings ass

1. I'm gonna spafford your hole!

2. My ass got so spafforded last nite i can barely walk....

by Andrew Sizemore November 18, 2006

spiffy

A word used to describe something really unusually great! Like sex with sheep.

Fucking that sheep was just Spiffy!

by Lunatic July 29, 2003

spiffy nifty

to say something is cool, or cool and nifty-handy like.

"Look! We just got a new dishwasher! What do you think?"
"It's spiffy nifty"

"How do you like how I re-decorated the living room?"
"It looks spiffy nifty"

by Juliet April 11, 2004

spiffy d's

what you say to a guy with a nice car.

next time you see some one with a nice car. you tell them spiffy D's.

by gabe grocholski March 31, 2008