iam sofa king we todd it

You're fucking retarded if you read this out loud.

Idiot: Dude that's an awesome shirt! What does it mean?
*Looking at*
IAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Person 1: I don't know read it for your self.
Idiot: I am so fucking retarded!
Person 1: You are a fucktard.

by meh kneegrow kinneh January 13, 2008

Softshite

An inoffensive but dimwitted person. Used in Merseyside U.K.

1st person.....So let me get this straight; you were in the shop when a man came in, put a balaclava over his head, pulled out a baseball bat and then threatened the owner before asking for all of his money?
Softshite......Yes, that is exactly what happened.
1st person......And what were you doing while all this was going on?
Softshite......I was holding his bike for him.

by Toester56 July 1, 2011

Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.

Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.

by pilotguy October 4, 2011

Sofa Head

Some one who's so painfully stupid that the only way to define them is that they have a brain made out of upholstery.

Gerard: Man did you hear what that MP was saying?

Felix: I know dude! Talk about ignorant...

Gerard: Goddammit bro too true! What a Sofa Head!

by Clever Locust April 25, 2013

sofisticunted

Someone being a sophistcated cunt

"That dude is really sofisticunted"

by Nyzzbyzzle and Cristina September 28, 2013

sofa face

A face you would like to sit on

Laura: She has a sofa face
Kyle: Wtf is sofa face?
Laura: A face I'd like to sit on :)

by KillerKy April 28, 2016

SOCASS

Self Obsessed Crack Addict Stupid Slag

Pronounced so-carse (to make it sound posh)

"Can you please go away you SOCASS"

"We all have that one friend that's just a SOCASS"

by hightwo September 13, 2017