job skirt

A skirt with a front fly paired with a button or snap, belt loops, and front or back pockets, resembling a typical pair of pants.

Named as such because they are frequently worn to work by women working in positions held mostly by women, as opposed to other types of skirts that are worn in occupations held by a lot of men.

Most jean skirts are job skirts.

She just loves to wear job skirts.

by Bed time March 22, 2010

mini skirt

a magical device used by girls to make men stupid

MAN: That's an awsome mini skirt you've got on there
GIRL: Get me a Coke
MAN: Sure thing!

by GrenadeJumper September 7, 2008

greyhound skirt

a very short skirt - so called because it's an inch from the hair(hare)

by Fryster August 12, 2003

been there, done that, got the T-shirt

To have experienced all aspects of an event, show, or "famous" thing, to the point of ennui.

- I hear there is another new rave club starting up downtown.

- Been there, done that, got the T-shirt - just not interested anymore.

by soloact November 5, 2010

Slirting

When you're trying to flirt with somebody, but also take their pants off at the same time.

Sarah was a little buzzed, and went over to Francois, and she put her hand on his belt and the slirting began

by Sarizzynick Phranmattswaworth July 17, 2010

Shirtless Mike

Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.

Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*

by The real alcoholic July 31, 2019

duck Skirt

A very short skirt, really close to the crotch.

A duck skirt is a skirt so short you can almost see her quack.

by MetalGuru February 13, 2007