Bench Sniffer

Shamefully sycophantic person so needy for connection with the object of their desire they'd do anything to experience an intimate detail of said person's physique, including rushing to sniff the bench they'd just been sitting on.

Larry is always kissing my ass and making clumsy, desperate attempts to spend time with me. He's such a fucking bench sniffer.

by Stitches February 6, 2015

Queef Sniffer

Someone who sniffs queefs for a living and/or for fun

*High School Reunion*
"Hey brad what do you do for a living?"
"I am a queef sniffer"
"Wow how can I be more like you?"

by the walking DICKtionary October 14, 2016

taint sniffer

One who does the 2 finger rub on down there and sniff checks to see they are clean.

Man, you see that taint sniffer elbow deep in is drawers, turn and sniff his fingers.... dude needs to shower.

by pcboro January 3, 2016

Sand Sniffer

Basically a rag head, but a nice way of saying it.

Solider 1: "See that sand sniffer over there?"
Solider 2: "Yeah, lets blast him"

by Niggerhunt November 28, 2017

Chark sniffer

Man who likes to sniff another mans bum hole

Ay geera look at that chark sniffer

by Wicked meme February 21, 2017

anus sniffer

Someone who likes to smell assholes, especially dirty ones.

Oh my, she is an anus sniffer...she sniffed my anus and licked it ...

by AmitChak June 29, 2016

Hippo Sniffer

When you drink too much at the club and your friends see you with rather large women, they consider you a HIPPO SNIFFER.

Friend: Holy fuck mate, that wanker is a HIPPO SNIFFER' again!

by feelmypain July 13, 2011