Snart

A combination of either a simultaneous snore and fart, snotty noseblow and fart, snort and fart, sniffle and fart, or any combination of the the aforementioned examples of uppermost respiratory and lowermost digestive tract offensive noises. Can be experienced by the same person or by multiple people within auditory proximity voicing all possible examples simultaneously. Can be experienced by an unlimited number of human beings simultaneously such as in a "snart wave" moving around a stadium at a sporting event or moving through an entire urban population. Context sensitive.

Bob had a bad head cold and snarted when he blew his nose and farted simultaneously. He had eaten a bean and vegetable dish at an earlier meal. Later that day, Bob's friend Jim recounted that he had been at his son's elementary school flag football championship game and had experienced a stadium snart wave composed of simultaneous snores, snot blows, sniffles, snorts, and farts due to the combination of sleepy grandparents, parents with colds, and many consuming chips with chili and queso from the concession stand.

by Velvet Tongue February 23, 2026

Snart gurk

A smart girl. Created from typing 'smart girl' with the right hand shifted on letter to the left on the keyboard.

She was a snart gurk and finished 3rd in the contest. The snart gurks all went to the geek school.

by Aggie80 September 26, 2010

Snart Snart Smit

The youngest of the imaginary Smit family. Often picked upon for being the youngest, being named Snart Snart, and for seeing movies like The Real Cancun.

See also gash.

He saw The Real Cancun!?! What a gash!

by looch May 11, 2003

sneet snart

trans teens spelled backwards. it just sounds funny. say it out loud. right now. go ahead.

James: Hey, Dave? What's trans teens spelled backwards?
Dave: sneet snart
James: what was that?
Dave: S N E E T S N A R T

by eva canned bread May 1, 2020

dick snart

The sound the asshole makes when too much air is forced into it by a dick

The cameraman was "blown away"by the Dick Snart the asshole made while filming a gay porn!

by Princess Crackatea June 27, 2016

Quart Snart

When you pore a quart of any liquid on a flat surface and suck it up with your anus.

Hey man i just did an awesome Quart Snart of orange juice.

by Nolan Partridge October 17, 2008

Butt snart

a slender, one legged morphoid, able to latch itself to innocent toilet users whilst they empty their bowels! this creature has been known to take permanent residence in the carrier's sphinctal passage and can cause tremendous pain, leading to anal retention!!

Small alien like morph, one legged, able to change shape, diet and colour to suit its surroundings!

by TITS4BRAINS January 23, 2004