Snart
A combination of either a simultaneous snore and fart, snotty noseblow and fart, snort and fart, sniffle and fart, or any combination of the the aforementioned examples of uppermost respiratory and lowermost digestive tract offensive noises. Can be experienced by the same person or by multiple people within auditory proximity voicing all possible examples simultaneously. Can be experienced by an unlimited number of human beings simultaneously such as in a "snart wave" moving around a stadium at a sporting event or moving through an entire urban population. Context sensitive.
Bob had a bad head cold and snarted when he blew his nose and farted simultaneously. He had eaten a bean and vegetable dish at an earlier meal. Later that day, Bob's friend Jim recounted that he had been at his son's elementary school flag football championship game and had experienced a stadium snart wave composed of simultaneous snores, snot blows, sniffles, snorts, and farts due to the combination of sleepy grandparents, parents with colds, and many consuming chips with chili and queso from the concession stand.
Snart by Velvet Tongue February 23, 2026
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