smorfing

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".

The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.

by Human Overth February 21, 2010

smores

graham cracker with a marshmallow and chocolate in between
or
a whore wearing a white t-shirt that poured choclate sauce all over herself with the assumption that in doing so she will get lucky?

what x-actly are smores im not really sure

by COOLEST biatch February 20, 2007

Smoreo's

Put a toasted Marshmellow between 2 Oreo cookies halves, it's the best

me and my nigga's were sitting around the campfire singing songs and eating Smoreo's it was the da bomb, fur shizzle

by psz July 11, 2009

choke a smirf

When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain.

Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went home and tried to choke a smirf

by Cody Currin August 5, 2008

Smoretion

Smoretion: The act of cooking and eating smores, a common action someone might take while camping with a loved one.. possibly in a tent.

The couple misunderstood their desire for smoretion.

by EchoSpecial July 9, 2019

gord smore

when a guy ejaculates (marshmallow) and poops (chocolate) between a girl's boobs (the graham crackers).

damn, the only thing that would have made that gord smore better would have been being a campfire doing it!

by vanchelsing July 18, 2011

SMOF

Acronym for "Set Myself On Fire". used to express your feeling when you would rather die painfully than be in that situation.

Person 1: "Don't you just love the new Justin Beiber song?"

Person 2: "I'd rather SMOF than listen to that garbage."

by Beef225 November 11, 2017