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smartmusic

a software application that allows music students to play along with used to
help with practicing instruments and singing. its really annoying, especially when
your teacher sends you about 5 assignments a week, on top of your usual
homework. usually costs $100
ugh, i can't come over today because i have smartmusic.
by annaapplebob March 24, 2009
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smau

Social Media Au, these are the stories told through screenshots of messenger, insta, tweeter yk
Dude1: Maaan I spent hours reading that smau it's so good!! I always save a lot of the ss cause they're really funnyyy
Dude2 : Where did ya find that?

Dude1: Tumblr, want the link?
by That Insomniac girl August 15, 2020
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Ron: Becky lemme smash

Becky: no Ron

Ron: Wut... Swiggity Swooty?
Becky: ur tail is small
by Succc September 15, 2017
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New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash

@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?

Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
by Reaganlol May 31, 2020
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Smacka' Jay

When something is pissing you off to the level of a pissed off rhinoceros. You should hit someone AKA Smacka' Jay.
Andrew: Dude, this whole day sucks. I just wanna go home.
Brandon: Stfu, you are pissing off. Imma' smacka' jay at ya.
*Smacka' Jay* Andrew is on the floor crying from hurting, I did the K.O. Smacka' Jay fury hit.
by senorvladdy May 3, 2010
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SmarterChild

A bot on AIM that is one sick mofo.
me: what do you think of animal porn
SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about animal porn. Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe animal porn? It is...
me: something smarter child likes
SmarterChild: Animal porn is something smarter child likes? I see.
me: do you like incest?
SmarterChild: I guess so. Do you like it?
me: do you like beastiality
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it.
me: i think you do
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I do.
me: stop watching kiddie porn
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn...
by Tenseiga October 9, 2004
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Smartphone Waterfall

When one person in a group checks their smartphone and incites a domino effect of everybody else checking their own phones, thus ending all live discussion.
Andy caused a smartphone waterfall when he checked his email, so nobody noticed the 8 foot juggling clown that danced through the room while balancing on a beach ball.
by WillyPom April 1, 2015
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