Slipknot is a ridiculously
pathetic metal band from Iowa. There's a crapload of
people in it, and they all suck, with the exception of James Root who's a decent guitarist. 90% of the
people that listen to slipknot are posers. The end.
Hey, look at me! My hair's 2
feet long, and I've got a Slipknot
t-shirt! That makes me hardcore.