Dude i dont care what you say Slipknot is a talented band. they are way fuckking better than you no name metal bands, lets fuck satan stuff like that. i mean its called NU-metal. NU: not OLD. do you get me here? its different from black metal or death metal BECAUSE ITS NU.
yea dude those slipknot fans are posers liek they say "yo dey is a good band yo dawg" and ball of shit chunks is way better they are hardcore man.
by maggot # 634 January 12, 2005
SLIPKNOT!! Jesus H Christ, how can you listen to that bullcack? It doesn't consist of musical talent, it consists of about ten silly buggers in not-very-realistic Hallowe'en masks jumping up and down and screaming incoherently into a microphone, while beating the shit out of a drumkit! What's the point? If I wanted to hear that kind of shit, I'd go and listen to a badly fucked tractor dragging a dying horse out of a cesspit (cheers NME.) It's relentless! "DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN EVERYBODY SCREEEAM! DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN..." it never ends! That's not "goth" music, that's not even music, I wouldn't let my brother wipe his arse with one of their records. And that's saying something, believe me. Slipknot is one of the biggest piles of sloppy dog-wank I've ever heard of.
by Queen Geek July 29, 2004
by Spartacus May 05, 2004
by chonez is lame May 13, 2004
a band listened to by 12-14 year olds who wouldn't know good music if it bit them in the ass.
play songs consisting of guitars with the gain and distortion cranked all the way up while playing power chords during 99% of the "songs".
a stupid talentless band who should be shot.
play songs consisting of guitars with the gain and distortion cranked all the way up while playing power chords during 99% of the "songs".
a stupid talentless band who should be shot.
by Codeman November 19, 2003
A bunch of mentally challenged guys who confused fagots with maggots.
Have a bunch of unneeded members in it.
No solos just a bunch of power cords plus having a band wear a mask to cover up their fucked up faces. This could be also called a definition for no talent what so ever.
Have a bunch of unneeded members in it.
No solos just a bunch of power cords plus having a band wear a mask to cover up their fucked up faces. This could be also called a definition for no talent what so ever.
Nathan: Hey Juan, did you hear the new album from Slipknot.
Juan: NO!!
Nathan: Me neither.
Juan: I thought about hearing that band, but i want to finish elementary school.
Juan: NO!!
Nathan: Me neither.
Juan: I thought about hearing that band, but i want to finish elementary school.
by Eric The Lazy Cheetah July 11, 2008
Slipknot is a ridiculously pathetic metal band from Iowa. There's a crapload of people in it, and they all suck, with the exception of James Root who's a decent guitarist. 90% of the people that listen to slipknot are posers. The end.
by Skeletine June 07, 2007