Laura Bayliss Simmons

Woman who mysteriously disappeared after stating on social media she was gonna put Dawn soap in her laundry. She hasn't been heard from since.

And she became the next Laura Bayliss simmons, and was never heard from again on social media.

by Cigarella June 28, 2020

megan simmons

The best girl in the world you can not forget about her she is good in every way. Perfect good at sports quirky and loves saying YEET

Your such a Megan simmons

by MLS YEET April 19, 2018

eric simmons

Verry rude person

You are being an eric simmons right know.

by bobdenero February 15, 2018

Simmons

A “Simmons” is a Scrooge-like individual, carrying many qualities that range from the following: being a little bitch, virgin, loud/obnoxious, ugly, and a strong reiteration on the bitch quality. To be called a Simmons is one of the most vial, disgusting, panic inducing, gut wrenching, heart breaking, hate crime a person can commit. Please, soon to be fathers and mothers, Do NOT raise your child into being a Simmons.

“That guy was so weird, what a Simmons!”
“Look at that guy! I bet he’s a Simmons for sure”
“Hey You! Nice middle part…SIMMONS!”

by JellySplat October 23, 2023

Neely Ray Simmons

A "Neely Ray Simmons" is a term that you can refer to someone who is a "boring ass hoe" and/or "a freak in the sheets". This person is usually someone you dislike very much.

"Do you want to call?"

"No, sorry"
"Ugh, you're such a Neely Ray Simmons"

by jimmyfallonfan109 December 23, 2023

Elias simmons

The master of Elias sool won. grandmaster of fart techniques. The master of farting

Person 1: do you know elias sool won
Person 2: eww thats a farting son of a bitch
Elias simmons farting, thats how you do it.

by ie peaple jack April 20, 2023

Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023