simian theory

the theory that anything can be made funnier simply by adding monkeys

We're going to run this add campaign completely on the simian theory. Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys people!

by jmusc February 4, 2010

Similarite

Two or more beings from same or different world(s) that look almost the same, but were born from different parents

My similarite has to be ********* from Jupiter

by Godrik I June 28, 2011

Simile

A writer's effect that uses "like" or "as" to describe a similarity between two things. Taught in the English subject.

Hannah dived like a dolphin into the pool (a simile compares Hannah's similarity to a dolphin)

by MathsIsAmazing October 16, 2019

Similar

Very close to basically the same

That is a very similar jacket

by Johnnydatkid October 8, 2020

Simi

The best person you could ever meet. Amazing, Beautiful and kind. Simi’s are more fun than anyone or anything. They just light up the whole room. A simi will help you through anything

“ Oh my God i wish I was a Simi”.

by Dofity December 9, 2020

Similoluwa

A male who is known to be superior among his peers, he is mostly known to please a woman’s every needs with his Mandingo, making them fall in love with him after every intimacy

I think I might have fallen in love with similoluwa after what he did to me last night

by Jazmyne lopez September 6, 2018

Simi Valley

- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley

Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.

by cleantofrontsquat December 29, 2009