SILKY SLIM

SILKY SLIM...AKA...MARK ROSS...A 6'5 TALL WHITE GUY FROM KINGS MOUNTAIN, NORTH CAROLINA...KNOWN AS ONE SMOOTH, COOL AS DUDE...BUT BE CAREFUL BECAUSE HE CAN BE A SILENT ASSASSIN...A REAL PLAYA FROM THE HIMALAYAS...MR TAKE YO CHICK
PERSON #1...HEY GIRL,I AM LOOKING FOR SOME GUY NAMED SILKY SLIM...WOULD YOU BY ANY CHANCE KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT...

PERSON #2... YEAH I KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT...HIS NAME IS MARK ROSS AND YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL...

PERSON#1... WHY SHOULD I BE CAREFUL

PERSON#2... BECAUSE EITHER WAY IT GOES... HE WILL FUCK YOU ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
by SILKY SLIM December 1, 2022
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Silky bobs

Silky bobs is basically super smooth tits, Almost velvety feeling. When you squish them they feel like stress balls. To stroke them feels like touching the finest material only royals could get.
“Your silky bobs make my bum tickle
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Silky

Someone who isn't quite crunchy. They'll buy things such as BPA plastic while someone who is crunchy would not.
Tim Pool isn't crunchy, he's silky. He is aware of the poisons in our food, but still buys plastic.
by JimBrand July 7, 2023
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Silky Elk

A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.
"His spirit animal is a silky elk" What does that even mean?
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A man of great prowess.
Known for being able to smoothly merge and prolong conversations by adding a continuation in between.
MInty: Speaking of Black Mirror, what's the story with IM?

*Silky Smooth Transition Mint*
by Alfred Nevermind September 24, 2020
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Silky Anteater

Making someone deepthroat a dildo after orgasming on it. Silky Anteater Hanging From Tree if they're tied up at the time.
Dude Sara pegged me and gave me a Silky Anteater last night, it was great!
by SilkyAnteaterFan February 22, 2023
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Silky Smooth

Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.
Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.

Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice
by John Cena's Right Tit November 28, 2020
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